I will never have a scrawny chicken neck problem. I've always had a short and rather thick neck. As I age the skin is slackening and it only takes a slight downward glance to give me a bulgy neck/double chin sort of look.
I searched the net looking for neck information. There are many sites on plastic surgery and almost as many on useless neck exercises. YOU CAN'T EXERCISE SKIN, PEOPLE!
I found some hairstyles recommended for short necks.
Not bad-I might achieve this in a year.
I found a website called freakingnews.com with photoshopped celebrities.
And after wasting more time reading bad plastic surgery websites and looking at celebrity deformities that are self-inflicted, I decided that my neck isn't too bad. I'm not a teenager, I'm not even a hot young twenty -something, my thirties have come and gone, but I might not actually care. I think I don't. As long as I don't look in a mirror. I'm working on it.